Thinking About Canada More Than You’d Like to Admit?
You’re not moving.
You’re not planning anything.
You’re just… noticing things.
You’ve watched the news.
You’ve done the math.
You’ve quietly wondered if “sorry” is a form of governance.
Welcome. You’re among friends.
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It’s a pressure valve.
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