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WTF Are We DOING?! (About Us)

CanadiAmerica started as a joke.

Then the joke started making sense.

Somewhere between rising political temperature, endless cable news shouting, and Canada quietly minding its business with healthcare and manners, someone said:

“Wait… what if the Blue States just… joined Canada?”

And instead of arguing, we did what Canadians do best:

We made merch.

Why CanadiAmerica Exists

(Short Answer: Because the Internet Dared Us)

Let’s be clear (politely):

CanadiAmerica is satire.
It is not a (real or imaginary) country.
It is not a political movement.
It is definitely not an immigration strategy.

It’s a humor brand built around a fictional idea:

👉 What if CanadiAmerica suddenly looked… appealing?

Lower temperatures.
Lower blood pressure.
Universal healthcare.
Legal cannabis.
Equal basic human rights.
Hockey night.

You know. The usual.

We’re here for:

Laughing with people, not yelling at them
Making politics funny again instead of exhausting
Creating merch that makes strangers nod knowingly in public
Imagining a world where “Sorry” is still a full sentence

We’re politely provocative.
We’re respectfully sarcastic.
We are very sorry in advance.

Finally, it's pronounced "Abowt", not "Aboot".

We have excellent education here... in two Official Languages!