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Official Issue Merch

Limited-run items for people who understand the joke and don’t feel the need to explain it.

Perspectives

Everyone Arrives Differently

Choose the perspective that fits — or just look around quietly.

Blue-State Sympathizer

Canadian Observer

Red-State Lurker

Apolitical Humor Fan

Media (Newroom)

Just Here For the Sweet Merch

Newsroom

Official Updates. Unofficially.

Short headlines, calm observations, and very polite satire.